I just got home from a happy hour/birthday party for a friend. Of the 10 people there, I was the only straight one. I love my friend and I love her other friends and a good time was had by all. But it made me think that this is what it must be like to be gay in most situations. Statistically speaking, in a group of 10 people, you’re probably the only gay.
And the best dressed.
Anyway …
On the car ride home, it occurred to me that all of my friends are either married or gay. So does this mean that I am literally the only single, straight girl in her early 30s in the entire world?
All sources point to yes. Yes, I am the only single woman over the age of 30 in the entire world, possibly the entire universe.
Yet another reason to do online dating. I should be really, really popular.
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