Things that are awesome.

I-Wish-I-Had-Thought-Of-It Awesome:
Weekly World News headline: Baby Seals Club Hunter

And-She-Did-Not-Disappoint Awesome:
The psychiatrist’s Ditsy Receptionist? Was there today. She had gotten a perm.

This-Is-My-Life Awesome:
The Geriatric Poodle peed on the couch

The-Most-Awesomest-Of-The-Awesome Awesome:
After sitting on the couch, watching tv – alone – on a Friday night, I realized that my left butt cheek was cold and, strangely, wet. Then – and only then – did I realize that the Geriatric Poodle had peed on the couch.