It’s only 10 a.m. and already it’s been a very exciting day.
Big Honkin’ Freeway, which I take to get to Corporate Behemoth, was backed up due to an accident. Cops were forcing five lanes of traffic into the far left lane. A stretch of road that typically takes 30 seconds took me 15 minutes to navigate.
But! In the midst of everyone trying to make road friends and merge? And everybody flipping off of the giant semi who was tailgating and refused to let anyone in?
There was The Guy in the Truck.
The Guy in the Truck passed me, slowing down to wave and wink. Umm? Ok.
And then he pulled in front of me and adjusted his mirrors to keep looking at me and smiling and winking.
Umm?
I tried to think of it as a compliment. And then I realized that my seatbelt was perfectly dissecting my ample bosoms. And so I was a basically a mobile advertisement for BREASTS!
So, yeah. It’s Wednesday. I still have a sinus infection. But I’m bringing joy to the peoples.
No Comments