Me and my posse from Corporate Behemoth.
This after a 9-to-5 meeting that left us all tired and a bit cranky.
Now? We are cranky and tired and wondering if we’re going to get home tonight. I have already pulled the trigger and texted Puppy Love Lisa, asking her to spend the night with Foxie Doxie and Lil’ Frankfurter. Because she is the greatest human ever.
And now? My posse is splayed about the Milwaukee airport, feet propped up on suitcases, laptops out, none of us using them for work-related purposes.
I will share other highlights of this quick trip to Boston:
1. The Doubletree gave the same hotel room to two people. This meant that at midnight last night, some poor dude spent 10 minutes trying to key into my hotel room while I watched through the peephole.
2. The Doubletree also screwed me by calling me at 12:15 a.m. … to ask when I wanted my wake-up call. Seriously? Fuck you, Doubletree.
3. In the midst of today’s meeting, I realized that one of my coworkers looks just like Sam the Eagle. You know, from the Muppets.
This made me look around the conference room, trying to decide what other members of the Muppet menagerie were represented at Corporate Behemoth.
I think we’ve got a Scooter.
And a few Bunsen Honeydews. 
I do work for a software company, after all.
4. In the restroom at the Milwaukee airport, on the sign-in sheet where workers note when they cleaned the facilities? One of the employees signs his name “Bill The Thrill.”
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