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tinklepotty walkabout (n.)

Origin: American Midwest c. 2010; combination of words meaning “urination” and “nomadic excursion;” attributed to the family of urination-location visionary Lil’ Frankfurter
1. activity undertaken by miniature dachshund Lil’ Frankfurter at approximately 8:45 every evening; characterized by jumping off the couch and nonchalantly wandering the house in search of a place to urinate; often immediately followed by his human mother herding him away from fabrics and furniture and toward the outdoors, the traditional location for dog urination

2. squeal-like exclamation made by Lil’ Frankfurter’s mother while rushing him to the door to facilitate urination outside