My sweet husband had this text exchange with his sister:
SIL: You should come visit me in Florida! March is good for me.
My Guy: (no response, because he was at work and it’s super cool when people tell you where and when to vacation)
SIL: We should go on a trip. How about a cruise?
My Guy: Cha Cha isn’t so hot on cruises.
SIL: Great! Let’s go!
He’s chalking it up to a lack of reading comprehension. I’m going to go along with that, as the alternative is just too much to process.