I’m sure you’ve heard the news, but this is how I told my husband.
Me: Have you heard about Bret Michaels’ new show?
My Guy: Is it called “Slut Bus?”
Me: Noooo! It’s “Slut RV” or something. Actually, it has nothing to do with sluts. Bret travels around the country, tricking out broken-down RVs.
My Guy: No sluts?
Me: No. Trust me, I’m disappointed, too.
And … scene!
In other Bret Michaels news, I finally gave Lil’ Frankfurter his heart’s desire. And by “heart’s desire,” I of course mean “The Bret Michaels dog toy I bought on clearance after Christmas because it was so hilarious and then I forgot about because I’m a bad mom.”
Lil’ Frank wears a parka.
Bret Michaels wears a bandana.
Together? They make magic.
As you might imagine, Lil’ Frank immediately removed all of Bret’s stuffing.
That’s why our favorite rocker’s face is looking a bit … deflated.
Bret and Lil’ Frank are now inseparable.
Can we all just agree that you haven’t “made it” until there’s a dog toy in your likeness?
Also, is it any wonder that this little wiener gets away with murder? Look at that face. Oh!