I’m sure you’ve heard the news, but this is how I told my husband.
Me: Have you heard about Bret Michaels’ new show?
My Guy: Is it called “Slut Bus?”
Me: Noooo! It’s “Slut RV” or something. Actually, it has nothing to do with sluts. Bret travels around the country, tricking out broken-down RVs.
My Guy: No sluts?
Me: No. Trust me, I’m disappointed, too.
And … scene!
In other Bret Michaels news, I finally gave Lil’ Frankfurter his heart’s desire. And by “heart’s desire,” I of course mean “The Bret Michaels dog toy I bought on clearance after Christmas because it was so hilarious and then I forgot about because I’m a bad mom.”
Lil’ Frank wears a parka.
Bret Michaels wears a bandana.
Together? They make magic.
As you might imagine, Lil’ Frank immediately removed all of Bret’s stuffing.
That’s why our favorite rocker’s face is looking a bit … deflated.
Bret and Lil’ Frank are now inseparable.
Can we all just agree that you haven’t “made it” until there’s a dog toy in your likeness?
Also, is it any wonder that this little wiener gets away with murder? Look at that face. Oh!
This post made my day. Bret live son. And is loved by a weiner dog.