Potpourri.

Potpourri for $200
Do you ever have a day when the best you can say is, “Well, I emptied that dishwasher like a boss?” Because that’s pretty much the most impressive thing you did all day?

Yeah. That’s been my day.

Potpourri for $400
This means that I made no progress on the new business venture that My Guy and I thought up. We have an exciting new concept for a Journey-themed bed and breakfast. It will be called The Don’t Stop Believe Inn.

Potpourri for $600
I’m hoping that a rock band-themed B&B will mean guests will give us some leeway on cleanliness and food. Like, they should just be happy that there are no cigarette butts in their Anyway You Want It Omelet, right?

Potpourri for $800
Perhaps I am not well-suited for the life of an innkeeper.

Potpourri for $1000
I must be doing something right with my life. I’ve had the WKRP in Cincinnati jingle for Ferryman’s Funeral Home in my head all day.

Hey! You’re young and swingin’
No time to think about tomorrow
But there ain’t no way to deny it
One day, you’re gonna buy it
Maybe tomorrow!
Ferryman! Ferryman! He’s the man with the plot! The man with the plan!
Ferryman! Ferryman! He’s the mortician man who loves you … a lot!

Believe it or not, Hulu has complete episodes online for free. Go to the 14:00 mark here to revel in the glory of this best commercial ditty ever.

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  • Reply Jenny Hart Boren April 24, 2013 at 4:07 am

    Red Wigglers,
    The Cadillac of worms,
    Oh boy,
    Cadillac of worms!

  • Reply Cyndi B. April 24, 2013 at 9:10 pm

    I'm going to Hulu as soon as I get home. I loved that show, but don't remember that jingle. Can't wait!

  • Reply sherilee April 25, 2013 at 2:42 am

    I would stay at the Don't Stop Believe Inn, absolutely. What a hoot. Sometimes I wish I could be a little mouse in the corner with you and your husband because your conversations sound so hilarious and awesome.

  • Reply Karen (formerly kcinnova) April 25, 2013 at 5:33 am

    I think I'd like an Any Way You Want It omelette at the Don't Stop Believe Inn. 🙂

  • Reply Cyndi B. April 25, 2013 at 1:12 pm

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