I married well, part 587.

Me: Have you ever read “The Grapes of Wrath?”

My Guy: No.

Me: Really?

My Guy: Well, you’ve never seen “Jurassic Park.” That’s way worse.

Me: Uh, you’re comparing a 20-year-old summer blockbuster with a novel that is the cornerstone of American literature?

My Guy: It’s not just a summer blockbuster. It has DINOSAURS.

Me: Do you even know what “The Grapes of Wrath” is about?

My Guy: Some mad-ass grapes.

Me: …

My Guy: I rest my case.

May 24, 2013 by
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  • Reply Cassi Renee May 24, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    I'm totally with your guy on this one 🙂

  • Reply Leesa May 24, 2013 at 11:09 pm

    How have you not seen Jurassic Park?!!

  • Reply Wendy May 25, 2013 at 2:42 am

    mad-ass grapes. I kinda love that.

  • Reply Karen (formerly kcinnova) May 25, 2013 at 6:05 am

    Cracking up here…

  • Reply Rainbow Motel May 26, 2013 at 11:23 pm

    Wait…you have not seen Jurassic Park?? Oops…sorry. It's just that it's so shocking. Sort of the same kind of shocking as when I tell people I hate the Matrix movies. All of them. Intensely.

  • Reply Green Girl in Wisconsin May 27, 2013 at 11:49 am

    I think you're both culturally deficient;)

  • Reply Mrs. G. May 30, 2013 at 4:53 am

    I know I'm late to the party but: YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN JURASSIC PARK?

    Cha Cha-0
    Cha Cha's husband-1

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