Me: Have you ever read “The Grapes of Wrath?”
My Guy: No.
My Guy: Well, you’ve never seen “Jurassic Park.” That’s way worse.
Me: Uh, you’re comparing a 20-year-old summer blockbuster with a novel that is the cornerstone of American literature?
My Guy: It’s not just a summer blockbuster. It has DINOSAURS.
Me: Do you even know what “The Grapes of Wrath” is about?
My Guy: Some mad-ass grapes.
My Guy: I rest my case.