First off, I acknowledge that there’s nothing worse than hearing someone talk about their diet or their bunions or weird rash or whatever. Keep that shit to yourself, man.
Ohmygod, I gave up dairy a few months ago and it’s made me feel so much better and I’m eating clean-ish, with very few processed and packaged foods and it’s wonderful and I feel great and feel like I’m fueling my body instead of eating crap.
But, you guys?
I want Oreos right now so badly. Just a big ol’ bag of Double Stuf Oreos. No milk. No friends or greedy spousal unit to “help” eat said Oreos. I need to be alone with the Oreos, to commune with the Oreos. I must be one with the Oreos!
I am even willing to overlook the egregious misspelling of “Stuf” in the Double Stuf Oreo. If that isn’t love, I don’t know what is.
I keep expecting the cravings for sweets to pass, but so far, they haven’t. Obviously. I guess when you could eat brownies for every meal, every day, that shit takes a while to wear off.
What bad-for-you foodstuff do you crave like a starving, rabid, and poorly groomed wild dog?