Ceramic squirrels are a girl’s best friend.

Did you stab anybody over Christmas?

A few women did. One lady stabbed her fiancé during an argument over the color scheme for their wedding. Another woman was so upset when her boyfriend came home without beer on Christmas that she beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.

A ceramic squirrel.

Honey, you know I’ve got an opinion on this. Check out my take on ceramic-squirrel-on-human violence at Aiming Low.

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  • Reply Holly @ Everydays a Hollyday January 17, 2014 at 2:02 pm

    I must get a ceramic squirrel

  • Reply Green Girl in Wisconsin January 17, 2014 at 3:28 pm

    Thinking of the logistics of turning a ceramic squirrel into a hand grenade now…tailgaters…

  • Reply Rainbow Motel January 20, 2014 at 4:07 am

    Wouldn't a porcupine have been a better choice?

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