Valentine’s Day is coming up faster than you’d like to believe. Although I have a general distaste for Hallmark holidays, I’m gonna tell it to you straight: if you’re in any kind of relationship, you need to know what the explicit expectations are for this holiday of lurve.
I have known deep, deep disappointment on Valentine’s Day … probably because I’ve dated some seriously disappointing boys. Check out the whole sordid tale at Aiming Low.
Also? Never tell a lady that you’ve never seen any girl eat as much as she just did.