So, the Supreme Court decided that it’s OK for a “closely held corporation” to decide not to cover birth control in their employer-provided insurance.
On 1 hand, the 3 employees at the perennially understaffed Hobby Lobby in my hood are all over 70. They are also always on break. I’m pretty sure not having birth control covered by their employer isn’t a huge deal.
On the other hand, not all birth control is used for contraception.
Case in point? Me.
Turns out that there are no 2 humans less able to conceive a kid than my husband and I. If you had a word cloud of our skill sets, you’d see all kinds of creative, technical, and cake-based endeavors. However, the term “conception” wouldn’t be anywhere. It would be in the next town over, hiding out in a smoky bar, trying to buy a lucky lady a drink.
But you know who’s on the pill? Me. The Baroness of Barrenness.
I’m a bit reticent to talk about this, because it’s nobody’s damned business. But I guess now the Supreme Court is saying that it is. Thanks, 5 old guys, none of whom own nor operate a uterus. You’re swell!
So, I have some sort of horrible ladyparts curse that makes my lower abdomen hurt. A lot. Maybe it’s polycystic ovarian syndrome. Maybe it’s endometriosis. Who’s to say? Because ladyparts are so mysterious and research is underfunded, literally no one can say without cutting me open to check it out.
Instead, I opted to go on the pill. It keeps the symptoms in check and seems a hellova lot smarter – and cheaper – than exploratory surgery.
Now, I am blessed to have rockstar health insurance through my husband. But what if I didn’t? What if I worked at Hobby Lobby? Would they pay for me to get cut open, but decline to cover medication to make the cutting open unnecessary – all because they don’t believe in contraception?
Stand where you will on today’s ruling. But remember: I’m the woman who needs birth control. I don’t need it to whore around and piss off Jesus. I need it so I can get out of bed and be a productive member of society. And I don’t see where that’s part of your religious freedom.