Things I said before 9 a.m.

“The backyard is not a buffet!”

“Are you trying to have a shit-eating grin?”

“Eating poo is not your best life decision!”

“Don’t lick his ween!”

“Put your penis away. Seriously.”

It’s gonna be a long day.

You’re not the boss of me, lady.

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  • Reply slow panic November 3, 2014 at 11:02 pm

    what is with the poo eating?

  • Reply Kari November 4, 2014 at 2:45 pm

    I have said these things as a parent of a human too.

  • Reply Green Girl in Wisconsin November 9, 2014 at 12:55 am

    OH I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!
    Because it made me laugh out loud and I needed to do that tonight.

  • Reply Karen (formerly kcinnova) January 20, 2015 at 5:18 am

    We adopted a 10yo black lab in September. I fear my future words.

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