All Walter does is win.

It’s time for America’s favorite game show …

WHAT’S!

IN!

YOUR!

MOUTH!

Today’s contestant is our reigning champion, Walter the Wonderdoodle! Walter initially came on our show at his mother’s urging, as she was astounded by the number of times each day that she asked him, “Walter, what’s in your mouth?”

“Am serious dog. Take challenge seriously.”

During his reign as our “What’s In Your Mouth?” champion, Walter has had many interesting things in his mouth, including bark, socks, mail, underwear, shoes, silverware, pens, newspapers, paperclips, a nut and bolt combo, rocks, toilet paper, and his brother, who is a miniature dachshund. It’s all part of what makes Walter such a winner!

Today, let’s see what Walter has for us. Hey, Walter!

WHAT’S!

IN!

YOUR!

MOUTH!

Drum roll please … oh, folks, this is truly a thrill. Walter the Wonderdoodle has really stepped up his game and has something special for us today. Walter, what’s in your mouth?

Ladies and gentleman … it’s a box of matches!

That’s no little matchbook, folks. That’s an entire box of kitchen matches! Turns out our lovable little doodle is also a burgeoning pyromaniac, the little scamp. Let’s hear it for Walter!

And thanks to his creative choices, Walter wins … a heart attack for his mother! Oh, isn’t she a lucky lady? Congratulations to you all!

“Am dog. Am very good boy.”

Will Walter be able to keep his streak going? We wouldn’t bet against him! Join us next time on America’s favorite game show …

WHAT’S!

IN!

YOUR!

MOUTH!

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  • Reply Leesa July 14, 2017 at 12:05 am

    If I recall correctly, 'condom' should be on the list, too. Because really … it takes serious talent to get that deflated latex off the ground and

    IN!

    HIS!

    MOUTH!

  • Reply Becky Brown July 14, 2017 at 12:54 am

    OMG. You're right, Leesa. I've willed myself to forget it but yes … a condom. And cigarette butts. But a condom.

  • Reply Becky July 14, 2017 at 2:15 am

    The other day I discovered my dog eating the dried up seed pods of a tulip popular. She also enjoys eating cicadas. I guess she likes crunchy things?

    Dogs are weird.

  • Reply Becky Brown July 14, 2017 at 2:57 am

    Becky, Lil' Frank is obsessed with eating cicadas! You are 100% correct – dogs are crazy weird.

  • Reply Cyndi B. July 14, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    LOL! Great post! My friend's dog ate a cardboard box which had nails in it. He didn't eat the nails, JUST THE BOX. She still can't figure out how he did that.

  • Reply Becky Brown July 14, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    Well … thank God he didn't eat the nails. Dogs can really smart in their dumbness. Also? Please don't tell Walter this story or he'll want to try it for himself!

  • Reply Karen (formerly kcinnova) July 16, 2017 at 4:26 am

    I did the drum roll on my belly. Red wine is good for your heart.

  • Reply Anonymous July 16, 2017 at 6:21 pm

    at least he keeps it interesting… 🙂

  • Reply Andrea July 20, 2017 at 1:13 pm

    I can't decide if this sounds like more fun than "where exactly did you pee"? 😂Walter for the win!

  • Reply Green Girl in Wisconsin July 26, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    That is TOO MUCH. Seriously.
    Plus the sweet mug on that guy.

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