I’ve had a cold, but with my new life partner DayQuil, I was feeling pretty swell yesterday.
I washed my hair. I did laundry. I even ran some errands, meaning I left my house. It was a good day.
When I was getting ready for bed, I discovered that I’d spent a good part of the day with a Halls cough drop in my bra.
The good news is that it hadn’t fully melted and irreparably melded my boob to my bra. The bad news was that it was melted to the paper so I had to throw it away. Oh, and also that I WENT TO THE HARDWARE STORE AND THE PET FOOD STORE WITH A COUGH DROP IN MY BRA AND PEOPLE WERE PROBABLY TOO NICE TO SAY ANYTHING BUT THEY TOTALLY NOTICED.
If you need me, I’ve taken to my bed.