Lest you believe I have it together …

I’ve had a cold, but with my new life partner DayQuil, I was feeling pretty swell yesterday.

I washed my hair. I did laundry. I even ran some errands, meaning I left my house. It was a good day.

When I was getting ready for bed, I discovered that I’d spent a good part of the day with a Halls cough drop in my bra.

The good news is that it hadn’t fully melted and irreparably melded my boob to my bra. The bad news was that it was melted to the paper so I had to throw it away. Oh, and also that I WENT TO THE HARDWARE STORE AND THE PET FOOD STORE WITH A COUGH DROP IN MY BRA AND PEOPLE WERE PROBABLY TOO NICE TO SAY ANYTHING BUT THEY TOTALLY NOTICED.

If you need me, I’ve taken to my bed.

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3 Comments

  • Reply Jen November 14, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    We’ve all been there! Okay, we’ll, not EXACTLY there, but…you know…

  • Reply Melissa November 21, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    I’m sure they were all so charmed by your sweet smile that their eyes never strayed below your neck…
    Hope you’re feeling better and congrats on your new home!

  • Reply Karen (formerly kcinnova) November 21, 2018 at 11:12 pm

    Waaaahhh! My comment isn’t here!
    You’ll just have to use your mind reading skills to know what I wrote because my brain is on colander duty… you know, when you rinse lentils to get the pebbles out but your colander has big holes and then it tips over because one of the legs is busted, but I hate shopping so I keep using it gosh-darn-it, and only about half of the lentils are left by the time I put them in the cooking pot. What? Just me? Okay then.

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