A neighbor kid is mowing the yard next door. He’s saving up for a car, so he mows that yard maybe more often than it really needs. His name is Hoke. I…
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Becky Brown
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Walking Walter the Wonderdoodle, an unfamiliar car passed us. And then it passed us going the other way. And then it came upon us again and parked *in the middle of the…
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It’s not nice to brag. And it’s not honest to make your life look better online than it really is. But I just have to tell you. I bought this. For six…
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As is the custom of my people, we gathered to pay homage to the teenyboppers of our youth. That’s right, people. I saw New Kids on the Block in concert. Me and…
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My high school did “Bye Bye Birdie” as our one and only musical. I had a solo called “What did I ever see in him.” It started like this: Eight years, eight…
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That long-ass title is a fancy way of saying that I am currently sporting a fat lip and a neck scratch that looks like a hickey. And it is all about to…
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A guy my parents used to pal around with recently died. He dropped dead of a heart attack. To say it was a shock is an understatement. I don’t think we give…
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I know Valentine’s Day is old news now, but it’s taken me a few days to process what happened. It was a nice day after a slew of snowy, yucky days. Everything…
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First of all, the 13″ beagle from Monday night was robbed. He didn’t even place, which is a damned shame. He was so spunky! A bunch of us watched DOG SHOW! together…
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I’m just going to say it: Foxie Doxie was the worst dog ever and I miss him every single day. He peed on everything. He barked at everything. He was obsessive about…