I have a black eye. Courtesy of Walter the Wonderdoodle. He’s a baby. And he weighs 60 pounds. And he isn’t quite sure what to do with his body. And he is…
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Becky Brown
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I have the cleanest spare tire in all the land! That is the only silver lining I could find, and I’m going to stick with it. I bought a bottle of laundry…
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I made a very kind vet tech cry today. It was an event 11 years in the making. Let me explain. Li’l Frankfurter has a long history of being too thin. When…
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My husband loves to play disc golf. So, when we travel, we often find local disc golf stores. They’re usually strip-mall affairs peopled by the disc golf world’s version of stoner surfer…
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I voted on Tuesday. You know, like a decent human. As I was driving up to my polling place, I saw a woman striding with purpose down the sidewalk. And I thought,…
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My worst nightmare is having a house that smells like dog pee. Forget zombies or that dream where you’re at the grocery store nekkid. Having a house that smells and that people…
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I’ve been a tiny bit reticent to jump into the “me, too” fray for one seriously messed-up reason: what happened to me wasn’t *that* bad. Like, it could have been so much…
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I kind of stopped writing because I started to think that my stories didn’t matter. It’s such a ballsy thing to stand up and say, “Yes, my story matters. It’s important and…
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There was something in the air – the planets were aligned, or maybe there’s just something about a 70-year-old’s birthday party that makes people think, “Hey! I’m gonna ask that 40-something lady…
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It’s time for America’s favorite game show … WHAT’S! IN! YOUR! MOUTH! Today’s contestant is our reigning champion, Walter the Wonderdoodle! Walter initially came on our show at his mother’s urging, as…