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  • In-law wrap-up

    It sounds like a teevee show from hell, right? Number of days between finding out we can’t have kids and in-laws descending upon my house: 1 Number of days in-laws were in…

  • Your mama don’t dance.

    Thanks for your kind words about the HSG. And really? I’m glad that my post about this horrific thing was sort of funny. The funny is the only thing keeping me from…

  • Why I didn’t post yesterday.

    As part of our adventures in trying to get knocked up, I had dye shot through my ladyparts yesterday. You know, to make sure everything is there where it’s supposed to be…

  • Love me, love my gut.

    I think we can all agree that there’s nothing more horrendous than hearing about someone else’s dietary issues. So, I’ll make this as long, complicated, and hideously boring as possible. I’ve stopped…

  • W.W.E.P.D.?

    I try to have good manners. Impeccable manners, really. But sometimes? Sometimes, I am at a loss. I just don’t know the proper etiquette. Case in point: I breezed into the ladies’…

  • Like a birthday, but better.

    I have been delightfully, thankfully downgraded today. Remember when I was Super Champion of the Universe and Queen of Growing Huge Breast Cysts? Uh-huh. No more! Instead of being a gold-medal winner,…