Listen. If that title isn’t an SEO gold mine, I don’t know what is. Today was my follow-up med check with my doctor. You know, the appointment in which you have to…
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I have the cleanest spare tire in all the land! That is the only silver lining I could find, and I’m going to stick with it. I bought a bottle of laundry…
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Because I strive to celebrate the absurd and find the humor, I’m going to tell you how it really went down. I took a long-awaited girls’ trip with three of my most…
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The joke is that I had to marry my husband because I fell in love with his dog. Who wouldn’t love this face? It’s funny because it’s true. Or partly true. I…
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Did you feel a slight seismic tremor yesterday? It was a woman saying, “Fuck right off.” Except in nicer language. My pal serves on a volunteer board of four men and four…
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I’m sorry to say that I’m not feeling funny. I’m sad and everything is terrible. People are hating each other and it makes me sad. My 12-year-old labradoodle is having trouble walking…
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I found mine. We are in the midst of a kitchen remodel, so our house is filled with dust and the basement is now our primary living area. I work from home,…
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As told from the not-at-all biased perspective of the poor, put-upon-yet-saintly wife.Stage 1: Oh, look, a mancold.I admit it. I had pretty much zero sympathy when My Guy said he felt crummy. I…
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My Guy and I have noticed an alarming trend as of late. And that trend is the dearth of people who genuinely inquire about our wellbeing. It sounds pretty “Woe is me!”…
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It’s been a summer of varmints and bugs and gross stuff. First, the ever-popular mice. Then, I got stung by a wasp. And there was some eye rabies in there, too. Good…