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  • My mom is brilliant.

    While I’ve been sitting on my ass, waiting for the Zoloft to kick in, I’ve been receiving certain e-mails. From my mother. Remember Krampus? Yes. Everybody’s favorite dancing frog family mascot is…

  • Ivan Drago would call his mom.

    Remember my theory about the evil Russian ice skater actually being the evil love child of that dude from Def Leppard, Barry Manilow, and Wayne Gretsky? Yep. I was talking to my…