So, I almost started bawling in a stranger’s kitchen. This weekend, my family was given a tour of the house my grandparents built. They lived there from 1961 until they moved to…
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old dumpy house
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Don’t even try to tell me I shouldn’t write B movies. Check out that title – clearly, I have the gift. So, I know you’ve been waiting with baited breath to hear…
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Remember that time that a mouse leapt out of my silverware drawer and up my leg? Weren’t those some good, good times? Well, after a several-month hiatus … guess who’s back! Oh,…
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So, about a hot minute after I was all, “I have a stress fracture and haven’t gone to the grocery and now we’re going to starve and die unless I go to…
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I’m trying to have it. Grace, I mean. I’m trying to appreciate the every day joys and not worry about the couldas or shouldas. So it is loving an old dog. He’s…
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I visited my parents this weekend. They gave me life. And then they gave me mousetraps. Let me back up. So, remember when I interrupted a HUGE mouse in my silverware drawer,…
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I’ve been sick. Real sick. I had a cold and that cold morphed into some sort of chest madness that I’m pretty sure is tuberculosis mixed with Chilean lung leprosy. I’ve been…
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The first thing I did was pour some wine and turn up the Earth, Wind & Fire. Of course, I’m talking about finding mouse poo in my silverware drawer again. Again again.…
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I saw the mouse poo in the silverware drawer and only had a moment to process that hey, there’s shit on my utensils for the second time in 5 days before I…
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Like a lot of people, I have trouble accepting help. As kind of a bossypants control freak, it’s sometimes nice that my kitchen is the size of Kleenex. I can use the…