Dear friends, Thank you for your hard work shutting down the world. You have a difficult task, and we all appreciate your dedication. However, I would be remiss if I did not…
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Dear friends, I had no idea that getting your prom photos taken outside of the Iowa statehouse was a thing. But it totally makes sense. With its gold dome, the capitol is…
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My sweet – Last weekend is a perfect example of our marriage. Friday night, I was tired and cranky. I was totally your dream wife. Then, I realized that there were mouse…
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Hi all – I’m not really a stripper. Today, my coworkers and I went to lunch. We were celebrating a birthday, and we ended up at a downtown restaurant / bar. Now,…
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My love, Two nights ago, I walked into the family room to find you watching my least favorite sport ever, baseball (strike 1). You had thrown your socks across the room (strike…
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Oh, hey, pal! We went to elementary school together. You got in huge trouble for stealing your mom’s jewelry and giving it to your second-grade girlfriend. Are you still grounded? You moved away,…
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Dear friends, When I was a tween, I became paranoid. I became the girl who wouldn’t leave the house unless I looked just right. I spent hours worrying over my appearance, and…
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So, I’d never used a hack saw before. Much like the fight scene in “Anchorman,” I think we can agree that things escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand…
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Dear Dad – Huzzah! A mere 40 years after joining the family business, you’ve made it to retirement! I know Mom jokes about getting you a job as a greeter at Walmart.…
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Hi, friend. I was standing behind you in line for a concert Saturday night. The line was long, and so I hope you’ll forgive me for the time I spent staring at…