That long-ass title is a fancy way of saying that I am currently sporting a fat lip and a neck scratch that looks like a hickey. And it is all about to…
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I know Valentine’s Day is old news now, but it’s taken me a few days to process what happened. It was a nice day after a slew of snowy, yucky days. Everything…
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Isn’t snow pretty? Generally, it’s pretty until you have to go out in it and then it turns all grey and disgusting and you don’t wear your cute shoes because they’ll get…
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All this talk about stomach bugs makes me look back on the most glorious vomit scene I have ever witnessed. Of course, I’m going to share it with you. There was this…
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I was in touch with The Youth the other day. And found myself woefully out of touch. I got my nails done, and the beautiful young woman next to me said she…
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I’m sick. Like, for real sick. I’ve had a nasty cold for more than a week. In addition to filling my lungs with crud, it’s also severely damaged my psyche. I need…
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With all of the talk lately about Jell-o and pudding and all of the awesome recipes you all have been so kind to offer, I truly had a hankerin’ for my grandma’s…
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As I’m sure you know, this weekend was the Miss America pageant. I love this pageant. I mean scholarship program. Love it. I’m pretty sure that Miss USA is just a dirty…
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I went to Miami this week. It was 70 degrees. My coworkers and I ate at a restaurant owned by Gloria Estefan. If a Cuban offers you a piece of pork –…
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I totally missed this, but in December, My Boyfriend Dave Grohl was featured in Time magazine’s 10 questions. As expected, he was brilliant. If you replace “drummer” with “editor” and “band” with…