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  • It’s the final countdown!

    My Guy and I are getting married one month from today. Hurray! I believe he is most excited because it means a hopeful end to my complete and total bitchitude. I ain’t…

  • Why I started taking Ativan again.

    We’re five weeks out and the wedding planning has shifted into high gear. This is the easy answer to why I haven’t been writing lately. The perhaps more honest, definitely uglier reason…

  • Gettin’ ready to get all married.

    My wedding dress came in. Six weeks early. Crazy, huh? So, Saturday morning, my friend A. and I trekked to the bridal salon, where I put on The Dress. Since I ordered…

  • I really need my own show on HGTV.

    Last week, in the midst of my real estate meltdown, it occurred to me that when all this home selling and home buying is done, I should become a hoarder. It’s like…

  • Sailing into the sunset in my gravy boat.

    Thank you all for the bridal registry suggestions – they have been suuuuper helpful! I love hearing what makes people happy. And if you want more awesome suggestions, hop over to Sweet…

  • Decision 2010.

    It’s election night and the results are pouring in. This is the perfect opportunity to have an intellectual conversation about the two-party system in America, what truly impacts voter turn-out, and the…

  • Gratuitous photo Friday.

    Cute, isn’t he? I think I’ll marry him. Also? My Guy gets triple points for moving tables, organizing wayward relatives, and generally kicking ass and taking names at Poochie’s wedding. What a…

  • Because the people demand satisfaction!

    So … Poochie’s wedding. Was lovely. Obviously. The day was warm and sunny. Everybody was happy. I did a pretty OK job of officiating. I got sunburned, which was awesome since my…