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wedding crap

  • Because the people demand satisfaction!

    So … Poochie’s wedding. Was lovely. Obviously. The day was warm and sunny. Everybody was happy. I did a pretty OK job of officiating. I got sunburned, which was awesome since my…

  • I’m slow, but I eventually catch on.

    I woke up with a magnificent – if somewhat belated – realization. Remember Ex-Ex and his ecologically friendly wedding? The wedding where they had bamboo plates and utensils and printed on cork…

  • He’ll make her happy.

    I babysat last night for my friend Leeza’s three awesome kids. These are the same kids who have previously delighted me with agreement on the middle son’s love of eating boogers. The…

  • Commenttasticness!

    Thank you all for all of the kind wishes last week! It’s pretty cool to have a community of online friends, and I am so amazed that anybody a) bothers to read;…

  • Actual elevator conversation.

    Cool coworker: So, how’s it feel on day two? Me: Huh? How’s what feel? Coworker: Well, I guess it’s like day five or whatever. Being engaged! Me: Oh – right! Coworker: Guess…

  • And then what happened?

    You mean after he put the ring on my finger, and after I stopped jumping up and down and freaking the fuck out? After that? Well, after that, we still had to…

  • One foot in front of the other.

    On our first date, My Guy and I went on what we now lovingly refer to as The Death March. After e-mailing and talking on the phone, we met on the morning…