First of all, the 13″ beagle from Monday night was robbed. He didn’t even place, which is a damned shame. He was so spunky! A bunch of us watched DOG SHOW! together…
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I’m just going to say it: Foxie Doxie was the worst dog ever and I miss him every single day. He peed on everything. He barked at everything. He was obsessive about…
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Isn’t snow pretty? Generally, it’s pretty until you have to go out in it and then it turns all grey and disgusting and you don’t wear your cute shoes because they’ll get…
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All this talk about stomach bugs makes me look back on the most glorious vomit scene I have ever witnessed. Of course, I’m going to share it with you. There was this…
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I am here to set the record straight. The stomach bug diet is not the best diet. It is not an easy way to lose weight. When you must stay mere steps…
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The only new year’s resolution I’ve ever really knocked out of the park was deciding my freshman year of college to floss every day. Did this save me from periodontal disease? No,…
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I was in touch with The Youth the other day. And found myself woefully out of touch. I got my nails done, and the beautiful young woman next to me said she…
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I’m sick. Like, for real sick. I’ve had a nasty cold for more than a week. In addition to filling my lungs with crud, it’s also severely damaged my psyche. I need…
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I’ve had a cold, but with my new life partner DayQuil, I was feeling pretty swell yesterday. I washed my hair. I did laundry. I even ran some errands, meaning I left…
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I like giving people compliments. If we’re being honest, it’s rather self-serving – making people feel good makes me feel good. And it’s all about meeeeee! But I’m always amazed at how…