• The best barf story.

    All this talk about stomach bugs makes me look back on the most glorious vomit scene I have ever witnessed. Of course, I’m going to share it with you. There was this…

    January 11, 2019 by

  • You say diet, I say yuck.

    I am here to set the record straight. The stomach bug diet is not the best diet. It is not an easy way to lose weight. When you must stay mere steps…

    January 9, 2019 by

  • New year, new you.

    The only new year’s resolution I’ve ever really knocked out of the park was deciding my freshman year of college to floss every day. Did this save me from periodontal disease? No,…

    January 3, 2019 by

  • In which my heart grows three sizes.

    I’m sick. Like, for real sick. I’ve had a nasty cold for more than a week. In addition to filling my lungs with crud, it’s also severely damaged my psyche. I need…

    December 1, 2018 by

  • You’re beautiful. And you smell good.

    I like giving people compliments. If we’re being honest, it’s rather self-serving – making people feel good makes me feel good. And it’s all about meeeeee! But I’m always amazed at how…

    October 19, 2018 by

  • Why I can’t have fish.

    Once upon a time, in a land two hours away, I was a young 23-year-old loading up a U-Haul to move to the big city. My possessions included: The World’s Most Uncomfortable…

    September 7, 2018 by

  • Let’s vacation in the desert.

    I caught the last 30 minutes of “The Poseidon Adventure” this weekend. Because I am good at life. Now, I have written some hard-hitting commentary on this, the grand dame of all…

    August 13, 2018 by