I have the cleanest spare tire in all the land! That is the only silver lining I could find, and I’m going to stick with it. I bought a bottle of laundry…
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I made a very kind vet tech cry today. It was an event 11 years in the making. Let me explain. Li’l Frankfurter has a long history of being too thin. When…
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My husband loves to play disc golf. So, when we travel, we often find local disc golf stores. They’re usually strip-mall affairs peopled by the disc golf world’s version of stoner surfer…
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I voted on Tuesday. You know, like a decent human. As I was driving up to my polling place, I saw a woman striding with purpose down the sidewalk. And I thought,…
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My worst nightmare is having a house that smells like dog pee. Forget zombies or that dream where you’re at the grocery store nekkid. Having a house that smells and that people…
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I’ve been a tiny bit reticent to jump into the “me, too” fray for one seriously messed-up reason: what happened to me wasn’t *that* bad. Like, it could have been so much…
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I kind of stopped writing because I started to think that my stories didn’t matter. It’s such a ballsy thing to stand up and say, “Yes, my story matters. It’s important and…
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There was something in the air – the planets were aligned, or maybe there’s just something about a 70-year-old’s birthday party that makes people think, “Hey! I’m gonna ask that 40-something lady…
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It’s time for America’s favorite game show … WHAT’S! IN! YOUR! MOUTH! Today’s contestant is our reigning champion, Walter the Wonderdoodle! Walter initially came on our show at his mother’s urging, as…
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Food is what makes America great. I’m talking potato salad, your auntie’s secret marinara sauce, ham balls, spring rolls, fajitas, that Korean dish you can’t pronounce, and all the rest. And don’t…