• New year, new you.

    The only new year’s resolution I’ve ever really knocked out of the park was deciding my freshman year of college to floss every day. Did this save me from periodontal disease? No,…

  • In which my heart grows three sizes.

    I’m sick. Like, for real sick. I’ve had a nasty cold for more than a week. In addition to filling my lungs with crud, it’s also severely damaged my psyche. I need…

  • You’re beautiful. And you smell good.

    I like giving people compliments. If we’re being honest, it’s rather self-serving – making people feel good makes me feel good. And it’s all about meeeeee! But I’m always amazed at how…

  • Why I can’t have fish.

    Once upon a time, in a land two hours away, I was a young 23-year-old loading up a U-Haul to move to the big city. My possessions included: The World’s Most Uncomfortable…

  • Let’s vacation in the desert.

    I caught the last 30 minutes of “The Poseidon Adventure” this weekend. Because I am good at life. Now, I have written some hard-hitting commentary on this, the grand dame of all…

  • Anti-depressants and Indian food.

    Listen. If that title isn’t an SEO gold mine, I don’t know what is. Today was my follow-up med check with my doctor. You know, the appointment in which you have to…