Running errands today, I saw a bumper sticker that made me laugh out loud:
Evolution: I give it two thumbs up!
And then, I saw a car with a Hawaii license plate.
Now, how does that work? Of course, somebody’s probably legally a Hawaii resident, but their car just happens to be in the Midwest. I know, I know.
But I prefer to think that that little mid-sized sedan drove a really, really long way. Like, across a bridge. A bridge where, hopefully, they have really nice rest stops where you can sleep in your car without fear of pirates. Arrr!
Which makes me think of a joke Mr. Wonderful told me the other day.
A guy finds a genie. The genie will grant him one wish. The man wants to see Hawaii – but he wants to drive.
The genie goes ballistic. “Dude, that is one hella-long bridge! There’s no way! Pick something else.”
The man thinks for a moment. “Ok, then. I’d like to understand how women’s minds work.”
The genie looks at him. “How many lanes do you want on that bridge?”
Ha ha ha. Evolution: I give it two thumbs up!