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wedding crap

  • Why I don’t work at Hallmark.

    I’ve been writing thank-you notes for wedding gifts. As one lady working the bridal registry at a big-box retailer pointed out to me, “You have to write thank yous after your wedding…

  • The royal wedding: a primer.

    Kate? You and I have a lot in common, both being April brides and all. Honestly? I’m really glad that it’s been more than two weeks since my wedding. It’s only fair…

  • And then?

    And … we got married! And there’s so much to write about that I don’t even know where to begin. Here’s the Cliff Notes version: I cussed while walking down the aisle.…

  • The final countdown!

    T-minus 44 hours! The parents are here. The last-minute details are being addressed. And holy crap, we’re getting married on Saturday. Yippee! We aren’t having any attendants – I figured it was…

  • In which I laugh hysterically.

    Like a rabid hyena. So … my future father-in-law is randomly inviting people to the rehearsal dinner. The rehearsal dinner that he’s not hosting and is in no way involved, except as…