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  • Who will be Queen of the Prom?

    It’s not nice to brag. And it’s not honest to make your life look better online than it really is. But I just have to tell you. I bought this. For six…

  • Please don’t go guuuuuurl!

    As is the custom of my people, we gathered to pay homage to the teenyboppers of our youth. That’s right, people. I saw New Kids on the Block in concert. Me and…

  • Right on, Bob. Right on.

    A guy my parents used to pal around with recently died. He dropped dead of a heart attack. To say it was a shock is an understatement. I don’t think we give…

  • The best barf story.

    All this talk about stomach bugs makes me look back on the most glorious vomit scene I have ever witnessed. Of course, I’m going to share it with you. There was this…

  • New year, new you.

    The only new year’s resolution I’ve ever really knocked out of the park was deciding my freshman year of college to floss every day. Did this save me from periodontal disease? No,…

  • In which my heart grows three sizes.

    I’m sick. Like, for real sick. I’ve had a nasty cold for more than a week. In addition to filling my lungs with crud, it’s also severely damaged my psyche. I need…

  • You’re beautiful. And you smell good.

    I like giving people compliments. If we’re being honest, it’s rather self-serving – making people feel good makes me feel good. And it’s all about meeeeee! But I’m always amazed at how…