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marriage an’ stuff

  • About that baggie …

    I recently posted a photo about Walter the Wonderdoodle and overdoses and Ziploc baggies and vomit. It seems I should clear the air. No, Walter isn’t an addict. But he is an…

  • Welcome 2023. I guess.

    Crawling into bed at 12:01 this morning, Jan. 1, I realized that my elderly dachshund had pooed on the sheets. Not all over the sheets, but he’d done a drive-by wipe on…

  • In which I am roadkill.

    I got dressed today, cleaned my kitchen and did a solid two hours of work. That might be all I have in me. In the last three weeks, my FIL had a…

  • Love in the time of corona.

    Love in the time of corona is the elderly dachshund who just needs to be touching you at all times. Love in the time of corona is not cussing out said dachshund…

  • My dad was right, Part 748

    My dad has never taken off his wedding ring. Yard work? Harsh solvents? Vietnam? Nope. He’s had that gold band on for 50 years. I’m more of an on-again, off-again kind of…

  • Who will be Queen of the Prom?

    It’s not nice to brag. And it’s not honest to make your life look better online than it really is. But I just have to tell you. I bought this. For six…

  • You say diet, I say yuck.

    I am here to set the record straight. The stomach bug diet is not the best diet. It is not an easy way to lose weight. When you must stay mere steps…

  • In which my heart grows three sizes.

    I’m sick. Like, for real sick. I’ve had a nasty cold for more than a week. In addition to filling my lungs with crud, it’s also severely damaged my psyche. I need…