I have the cleanest spare tire in all the land! That is the only silver lining I could find, and I’m going to stick with it. I bought a bottle of laundry…
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Food is what makes America great. I’m talking potato salad, your auntie’s secret marinara sauce, ham balls, spring rolls, fajitas, that Korean dish you can’t pronounce, and all the rest. And don’t…
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It’s graduation time and that means a lot of stuff. Well-intentioned but obviously clueless relatives like me write things in graduation cards like, “It’s been fun watching your track and cross country…
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Walter the Wonderdoodle is pure joy – jumping and exploring and drinking it all in. However. He’s jumping on people and brand-new kitchen cabinets. Exploring means that he’s unearthed a bunny nest,…
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It never occurred to me that there were things I couldn’t do. Sure, there were things I didn’t want to do, like run or physically exert myself in any way. But as…
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About two weeks ago, I drug my sorry self to the dermatologist to get carved up. I hadn’t been for a while, and I was pretty sure he would want to slice…
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My Guy and I have noticed an alarming trend as of late. And that trend is the dearth of people who genuinely inquire about our wellbeing. It sounds pretty “Woe is me!”…
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It’s been a summer of varmints and bugs and gross stuff. First, the ever-popular mice. Then, I got stung by a wasp. And there was some eye rabies in there, too. Good…
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I was in junior high when “Dirty Dancing” was big. And lemme tell ya, that movie was a revelation. BFF and I loved that some of the oldies our parents listened to…
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If you’re like me, every once in a while, your closet needs a little kick in the booty. And by “kick in the booty,” I mean “exhaustive cleaning because you never get…