One of my pals recently admitted to hiding from her kids. She was lying low so as to leave a tricky parenting situation to her husband. Their girls – ages 4 and…
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1. I’m turning into my mother: I backed into my husband’s car. Yay! Back in the day, my dad had a brand-new 1984 Buick Park Avenue. That car was The Shit. We…
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I practiced Herculean restraint this weekend. No, I didn’t have Dwayne Johnson in some sort of headlock. Actually, my parents were visiting, and we all refrained from calling my bro, Poochie, and…
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You down with OPB? Yeah, you know me! I’m mostly over the whole “Everyone in the world is having babies but you” thing. No, really, I am. Mostly. My sweet brother Poochie…