Li’l Frankfurter has been having A Time. Five days ago, I was shoving Doritos into my gaping maw. I dropped one third of a Dorito. And Li’l Frank, he of the sensitive…
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Becky Brown
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Today, Walter tried walnuts for the first time. I was making pumpkin bars and carefully scavenged through the bag of walnuts. I tried to find the pieces that were mostly intact halves,…
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Broadway musicals + explosives + infertility = awesome.…
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Love in the time of corona is the elderly dachshund who just needs to be touching you at all times. Love in the time of corona is not cussing out said dachshund…
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Dear friends, Thank you for your hard work shutting down the world. You have a difficult task, and we all appreciate your dedication. However, I would be remiss if I did not…
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Hi. My name is Becky. I’m social distancing. And I haven’t worn an underwire in a week. Since our girl ‘Rona is keeping us all inside and moderately terrified, I’m just gonna…
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My parents tell an infamous tale of me and poop. I was a wee baby, and my mom went to the grocery, leaving my dad with said wee baby. At this point,…
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Remember when I took off my wedding rings and lost them? And my dad, who has never ever ever taken his ring off in the eleventy billion years he’s been married earned…
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My dad has never taken off his wedding ring. Yard work? Harsh solvents? Vietnam? Nope. He’s had that gold band on for 50 years. I’m more of an on-again, off-again kind of…
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One fine summer day, I saw bees. That’s good, right? I planted flowers that were supposed to be bee-friendly. We need bees! Yay! Except the bees were … climbing in and out…