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Becky Brown

  • In which I am roadkill.

    I got dressed today, cleaned my kitchen and did a solid two hours of work. That might be all I have in me. In the last three weeks, my FIL had a…

  • AMA with Li’l Frankfurter

    A small dachshund with an oversized personality has deigned to share his thoughts. Buckle up - in his almost 16 years, Li'l Frank has amassed some pretty strong opinions.…

  • I got your word of the year right here.

    Every Christmas, My Guy and I pick out a special ornament for our tree. It’s typically a Hallmark deal that makes us laugh – like Beaker from The Muppets singing “Ode to…

  • Oops, he crapped my pants.

    Li’l Frankfurter has been having A Time. Five days ago, I was shoving Doritos into my gaping maw. I dropped one third of a Dorito. And Li’l Frank, he of the sensitive…

  • Grief and walnuts.

    Today, Walter tried walnuts for the first time. I was making pumpkin bars and carefully scavenged through the bag of walnuts. I tried to find the pieces that were mostly intact halves,…

  • Love in the time of corona.

    Love in the time of corona is the elderly dachshund who just needs to be touching you at all times. Love in the time of corona is not cussing out said dachshund…

  • Shows I’ve watched in quarantine.

    Hi. My name is Becky. I’m social distancing. And I haven’t worn an underwire in a week. Since our girl ‘Rona is keeping us all inside and moderately terrified, I’m just gonna…