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Becky Brown

  • You’re beautiful. And you smell good.

    I like giving people compliments. If we’re being honest, it’s rather self-serving – making people feel good makes me feel good. And it’s all about meeeeee! But I’m always amazed at how…

  • Why I can’t have fish.

    Once upon a time, in a land two hours away, I was a young 23-year-old loading up a U-Haul to move to the big city. My possessions included: The World’s Most Uncomfortable…

  • Let’s vacation in the desert.

    I caught the last 30 minutes of “The Poseidon Adventure” this weekend. Because I am good at life. Now, I have written some hard-hitting commentary on this, the grand dame of all…

  • Anti-depressants and Indian food.

    Listen. If that title isn’t an SEO gold mine, I don’t know what is. Today was my follow-up med check with my doctor. You know, the appointment in which you have to…

  • Infertility is like a gopher.

    I’ve got a real problem with necks. A dear friend recently asked me out of the blue, in public, “I noticed you have all those bumps on your face and neck. What…

  • Stalking is fun!

    Remember that time I stalked my grocery bagger? Oh, wait! That’s ALL THE TIME FOREVER. Let’s face it: I love this young man. If you must know why, I am happy to…