Big me.

Today is a very, very special day.

My Boyfriend Dave Grohl turns 40 today! Happy birthday!

People.com is featuring a quote from Dave that makes me love him even more. This is Dave’s take on celebrity train wrecks:

They need to get their asses out of nightclubs and have a barbecue with their –ing family once a week. It’s not rocket science.

Dave! Stop making me love you so much!

Actually, since I’ve become single, I’ve been spending a lot of time at Dairy Queen, because I always figured that’s where Dave and I would meet. He’d buy me a chocolate dipped cone and it would be obvious and immediate true love. Between me and Dave, I mean. I’m already in obvious and true love with chocolate dipped cones.

But Dave never shows up at the Dairy Queen. And it turns out that in addition to turning 40, My Boyfriend Dave Grohl and his lovely wife are expecting their second child.

I hate to admit this, but I think it just might be time for me to bow out gracefully. I think My Boyfriend Dave Grohl is settled and happy and enjoying a wonderful adventure. And isn’t that what we all want, for ourselves and the people we love?

So, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Dairy Queen to buy my own damned dipped cone.