My brother Poochie is brilliant.
This week, he successfully defended his master’s thesis and his GIS certificate. I edited his thesis, and if you ask me? His research is going to revolutionize railroad planning and logistics.
This is also a nice way of saying that I didn’t understand a good part of it.
Lest you think that Poochie is a flash in the academic pan? Let me tell you about the revolutionary theory that really put him on the smart-guy map. It’s called The George Strait Test.
The gist? No man can punch George Strait in the face. It just can’t be done – George is too nice! Everybody loves George! Therefore, no man can punch George in the face.
Even if you’re not a country music fan, you gotta admit – Poochie’s on to something.
Image courtesy of georgestrait.com.