Allow me to brag.

My brother Poochie is brilliant.

This week, he successfully defended his master’s thesis and his GIS certificate. I edited his thesis, and if you ask me? His research is going to revolutionize railroad planning and logistics.

This is also a nice way of saying that I didn’t understand a good part of it.

Lest you think that Poochie is a flash in the academic pan? Let me tell you about the revolutionary theory that really put him on the smart-guy map. It’s called The George Strait Test.

The gist? No man can punch George Strait in the face. It just can’t be done – George is too nice! Everybody loves George! Therefore, no man can punch George in the face.

Even if you’re not a country music fan, you gotta admit – Poochie’s on to something.

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