Because I was a mathlete.Woman’s t-shirt at the chiropractor’s office:
Math is awe “sum”!
And yeah, I’m forgiving the quotation usage.
Because I knew this girl in college … and that’s all I’ll say about that.Best Facebook update ever:
At dinner tonight, I said, “Guess what I did today?”
My 4-year-old: “Got arrested?”
My 6-year-old: “Went to the liquor store?”
The answer was “I got a pedicure.” Glad my kids think so highly of me.