I just realized that I have perfectly symmetrical chest and back zits. Disgusting in the front! Disgusting in the back!
Did I mention that we’re getting ready to go to the beach?
In 10 days, My Guy and I will be enjoying the sands of lovely Florida. I am already trying to decide if I should start out with a mojito or break out all my calorie-busting moves and start with a margarita. Did you know that the hotel lounge chairs have these little flags on them, and when you want a waiter, you just put the little flag up? And your waiter walks over and takes your order and brings you the tropical drink of your choice and you never have to get up off your probably sunburned ass?
Yes, it is my idea of heaven.
But I do need some help. I need books! Got any recommendations for good beach reads?