“The backyard is not a buffet!”
“Are you trying to have a shit-eating grin?”
“Eating poo is not your best life decision!”
“Don’t lick his ween!”
“Put your penis away. Seriously.”
It’s gonna be a long day.
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| You’re not the boss of me, lady. |
“The backyard is not a buffet!”
“Are you trying to have a shit-eating grin?”
“Eating poo is not your best life decision!”
“Don’t lick his ween!”
“Put your penis away. Seriously.”
It’s gonna be a long day.
|
| You’re not the boss of me, lady. |
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what is with the poo eating?
I have said these things as a parent of a human too.
OH I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!
Because it made me laugh out loud and I needed to do that tonight.
We adopted a 10yo black lab in September. I fear my future words.