1. Today, that nice woman who gets paid to listen to me run my mouth – some would call her my therapist – asked me a funny question.
We were talking about boobs. Mine are … ample. And she said, “Does anyone ever ask you if they’re real?”
No. It never really occurred to me that they might be too ample to be real. But once, when I was walking through a crowded bar and some dude was staring, I said, “Yeah, they’re real” as I walked by. Because I’m sassy like that.
2. This photo. Is funny. Because Foxie strikes this pose on the back of the couch all the damn time.
3. And also this photo. Because Foxie is … foxy.